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Sex On The Mountain

sex on the mountain18+

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"From behind, I smooched her gently, turn her and tap her nipple as she moaned. She dragged her hand down to my dick and rubbed it thoroughly as I felt cold in my feet. She pushed me to the bed and walked gently to me and brought out dick from my boxers and gave me a blow job as my feet stretched in much pleasure". Was I able to satisfy her as she was just too desperate to have me inside her? Catch the full gist.... ?...

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Room 304

room 304

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Read and enjoy the exciting adventures of five medical students...

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The Combat

the combat

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The Combat is an inspirational piece that focusses on economically threatened heaven-on-earth marriage. The suspense and speed in action was excellently woven together to make it a riveting page turner. The story is a makeup of unequal-and-oppositely-yoked individuals who tried to hold hands in the land of nowhere and headed into an unforeseen future with the hope to find a happy living. There arise unanticipated spots in their feasts of charity which shook them off balance with an unthinkable needless incidence, the combat when both tend to play dominant roles in proffering lasting solutions. It was tough! These worsened their situation and fulfill the common saying that two wrongs can never make a right. Because such loggerhead for dominance eventually pushed them in dare mess with woes which in actual fact wasnt the lasting solution they both seek. The brightened reunion and restoration, described therein as glimpse of joy was challenged with the tragic truth and mired by a very painful experience. The suspense, the thrill and optimism in the storyline are captivating. Hold on to few nuggets from the lessons and salvage your relationship. They say, happy ending are for stories that havent finish yet, the end is the end of something; the end of joy or the end of misery. Find out the end of this storyline....

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The Combat

the combat

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The Combat is an inspirational piece that focusses on economically threatened heaven-on-earth marriage. The suspense and speed in action was excellently woven together to make it a riveting page turner. The story is a makeup of unequal-and-oppositely-yoked individuals who tried to hold hands in the land of nowhere and headed into an unforeseen future with the hope to find a happy living. There arise unanticipated spots in their feasts of charity which shook them off balance with an unthinkable needless incidence, the combat when both tend to play dominant roles in proffering lasting solutions. It was tough! These worsened their situation and fulfill the common saying that two wrongs can never make a right. Because such loggerhead for dominance eventually pushed them in dare mess with woes which in actual fact wasn't the lasting solution they both seek. The brightened reunion and restoration, described therein as glimpse of joy was challenged with the tragic truth and mired by a very painful experience. The suspense, the thrill and optimism in the storyline are captivating. Hold on to few nuggets from the lessons and salvage your relationship. They say, happy ending are for stories that havent finish yet, the end is the end of something; the end of joy or the end of misery. Find out the end of this storyline....

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RUWA BIYU...

ruwa biyu...18+

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Labarin wasu yan biyu masu matsanancin Kama.......

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An Intercourse With Death (A Soulful Outpour)

an intercourse with death (a soulful outpour)

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An Intercourse with Death features forty-two (42) poems written with raw emotions intended to capture human feelings and emotions. With themes of love, hate, anger, depression and love making, it makes for a good read....

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Water

water

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Efe woke up needing water and decides to trick her brother into getting it for her. Unfortunately, she alarms her whole family and has to endure the result of her trickery....

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Laugh Out Loud

laugh out loud

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1) Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all, Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain. 2) I bought Gucci boxer for N9,000 and you expect me wear it under my trouser? Hell NO!.....Abeg ooo If you see someone dress like superman on the streets just know that its me 3) I'm in my neighbor's house and they are about to eat, i’m seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry. 4)...Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and trow her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea. 5)..Your girlfriend smashed your iPhone and so what? She's worth more than that, just hug her and whisper into her ears "what designer of wheelchair do you like? 6) The best way to propose to a girl take her in a boat to the middle of the sea and say" ifeoma will u marry me or u leave my boat" 7) Nigerian goats will be chewing and be looking at you seriously,as if they are expecting you to greet them first......I no understand again o. 8) Nothing person no go see o, how can a tenant dog chase landlord away from his own compound 9) Am done watching Indian movies! Imagine, A Teacher caught a student with Expo and they started dancing. 10) Imagine after having sex you heard some children from the window saying "Let's go they have finished" 11) Lagos traffic eh Before u visit your pregnant wife at d hospital the child will be celebrating his 2yrs old birthday 12)I introduced my landlord to betnaija and we're both homeless now 13) If you have Dimples it will show Stop Bending your mouth as if you have partial stroke. 14) Some people will come to the ATM and still ask "is it paying?" No, we came to vote for Buhari again 15) Me: Call me later I'm driving.. Then the people in the bus looked at me, as if I am talking to them* 16) If I don't find true love before the end of this year, I will look for a happy married couples and join them, I can't continue like this. When giving directions, what do you Nigerians mean by "do as if you are going left, then go right"? I should do as if? 17) "I miss you" "I miss you too" That's the national anthem for long distance relationships. "I wish you are here" is the chorus 18) ON THE ALTAR,,,PASTOR VOMITTED RICE AND BEANS WITH EGG ON THE LAST DAY OF SEVEN DAYS DRY FASTING,,,,, FATHER LORD!!.. 19) My wedding vow will be simple and short.. "Eunice, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kill me before my time" 20) I opened biscuit You threw your chewing gum away, Olojukokoro,,,,,, you better go and pick up 21) The kind of dogs at warri are disastrous... just pick 10naira on the floor and it'll chase u to the police station 22) You don't know struggle if you never had a phone charger that only charges when you bend it in a certain way 23) So this morning our bus wanted to take off and this woman started preching with this topic *"Prepare to meet God"*. I quietly came down, you and who? 24) She updated her profile pic and her mother commented: “whose clothes are u wearing 25) You are raising a hand to beat your gf/wife, A hand you never raised in class to answer a question shame on you 26) .*New year promo!! I sell refrigerators for #6000 You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working 27) On The Day Of My Ex's Weddin' I'll Patiently Wait For The Pastor To Say You May Now Kiss The Bride Then I'll Shout Snake Snake.* 28) I'm still keeping my Ex's photos. I want to show my kids how Satan looks like.* 29) So because you are cooking Rice and chicken i cannot knock to tell you am the one that removed your cloth from rain.* 30) I have never seen someone having heart beat than a guy who impregnate a soldier daughter. He'll start chewing water, end up drinking rice 31) Just because I wanted to arrange the meat in the pot, my mummy slapped me) 32) I remember the last time I had a broke up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge) 33) I went to a yoruba restaurant and ordered for peppersoup....in fact to cut the story short I NEED A NEW TONGUE 34) The way I'm broke now. I thinking of selling our dog i will do the barking at night 35) A lady went to a salon to dress her hair. While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop. Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr., you are so handsome can we meet later today? Man replied 'I'm married'. The woman continued; "and so? You can just tell your wife you're going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there"......... and the man replied; ​"Tell her yourself, she's the one doing your hair".​ 36) If her armpits are hairly let her sleep outside since she want to be a wild Animal Wanna read more? Purchase for only#200 Or email me@: promisedanasabe@gmail.com So that I can send you the complete book via email...

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Pages of Laughter

pages of laughter

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A compendium of clean jokes to get you laughing. Laugh! Life is beautiful. If we take life as seriously as it seems, we'll be in serious trouble....

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My Day Out with a Loony

my day out with a loony

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Gloria met Bolude, a millionaire online and they both fell in love, however, when they went on their first date, Gloria found out that Bolude was nothing but a psychopath. What happened during their day out? Find out in this humorous story....

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Manna at Saipem Camp

manna at saipem camp

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The author uses a humorous short story to recall his stay at the Saipem Camp, Ekpan, Warri, during his National Youth Service Corps (NYSC). Odion has just completed his youth service and has to join the league of other young ex corps members who are holding out and surviving at the Saipem Camp in hope of the day fortune smiles on them with gainful employment. Having received a bizarre tutorial from his best friend, Eme, Odion braces himself to make his debut in the battle field where left-over crumbs from the table of neighbouring soldiers become the prize of gallantry....

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Bus Diary

bus diary

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I failed my driving test- again. It was not part of the plan, but it has become a blessing in disguise. It forced me to notice a new world opening up to me during my bus journeys. I have become a proper convert now. I like to say that I am even helping the environment but that would be a lie because, that is just a by-product of the experience.What is true though is that my father would be proud of me because, I have kept a promise I made to him when I was little. “Yes daddy, I will never talk to strangers on the bus” I can see my small self-saying to him. This promise is being made possible because, I spend most of my time on the bus writing and being busy in my head. If you are curious about my “bus-scapades” then stay tuned....

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